This Is Really, Really Funny

I'm sitting at Biolife right now. I smoked a clove immediately before I came in and I got into a room pretty quick. It turns out my blood pressure is too low for me to donate (we'll check it again in a minute). So, as I'm sitting out here, there's a commercial that begins "After twenty minutes, you blood pressure will... decrease," and it then goes on to describe more things that happen the longer you go without smoking, like being able to smell things.

I smoked, and my blood pressure is now too low to give blood. (Please note, this is highly anecdotal. I don't think there's an actual link between the two.)

I find this incredibly funny.